The Perfect Reincarnation

Three gays were talking about their perfect reincarnation.

The first one says, "I'd love to reincarnate in a mirror and see all those handsome men shave in the mornings."

The second gay guy says, "I wish I were underwear so I could rub my face in their dicks and asses."

The third gay guy was thinking of something better to say, then replied, "I'd love to be an ambulance."

"An ambulance?!?!?"

"Yes. I would love to have three or four men stuck through my behind at a time and then run through the streets of the city shouting, 'Ooha-ooha, ooha-ooha, ooha-ooha'."