Could be a solution...

Hiking Pays

A mother came home from a long trip visiting her parents to find her son riding a very fancy new 10-speed bike.

"Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300."

"Easy, Mum," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on," the mother said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Johnny, Mr. Reynolds' help from the grocery store, would come over to see Dad. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

Fried chicken

A little mistake.

A man calls home and the Philippino house-help answers phone.

He says, "Can I speak to my boyfriend?"

The Philippino boy says, "No, he's upstairs in bed with a young man."

The man replies "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."

Being the loyal servant, he says, "Ok."

5 minutes later the Philippino boy picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."

The boy-servant says, "We don't have a pool."

The man asks, "Is this 545-3472?"

Aladdin...

More Aladdin.

Wooga-wooga.

Three men were traveling in South America and they get caught by a tribe of natives. The chief goes up to the first guy and says, "You may choose between death and wooga-wooga."

The first guy look in his wallet at the pictures of his family and sighs, replying, "Chief, I will take wooga-wooga."

So, the chief bends him over and screws him up the ass and then passes him around the tribe. Afterwards, the guy wobbles away from the village.

The chief goes up to the second guy and says, "You also may choose between death and wooga-wooga."

The second guy look in his wallet at the pictures of his family and says, "Chief, I'll take wooga-wooga."

The chief bends him over and screws him up the ass and also passes him around to the whole tribe.

Finally, the chief goes to the third guy and says, "You can choose between death and wooga-wooga!"

The third guy has no family so he bravely replies, "Chief, I will take death!" The chief grins and says, "Ok, death by wooga-wooga!"

Last Aladdin.