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A selfish Coach

Johhny - Coach! Let me come with you, please...

Coach - Shut up, kid, and suck it!

A Good Fellow!

The first date...

A young man takes a gay boy he met in a chat-room out for the first date, and decides to walk him home afterwards.
When they get to the boy's house, the young man leans against the door frame and looks lustingly into his eyes.

"Hey baby," the young man says. "Why don't you give me a little blow?"

"What?!?" the boy says in a shocked stare.

"You know you'll love that," the young man replies.

"Oh, I just can't," the boy answers.

"Come on," the young man says. "You know you want to."

"But somebody might see me. The neighbor, my family..."

"Nobody will see, this late. It will be lot of fun!"

"Oh, don't think I can. It's just too risky."

About that time, the front door opens. Standing there in his boxers is the boy's younger brother, with his hair all standing up and rubbing sleep out of his eyes.

"Dad says either you blow him, I do it, or he'll come down and do it himself. But whatever you do, tell him to take his hand off of the damned intercom!"

Navy = Gay men...

Also NYPD wants you!

Like a woman

As an airplane is about to crash a closeted gay passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling at least once like a woman."

He removes all his clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A hunky man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this".

Goodnight.

Golf lessons

Two gay lovers want to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. Peter has his lesson first.

After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, You are gripping the club way too hard!"

"Well, what should I do?" asks Peter.

"Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold Dick's balls."

The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway.

The next day Dick goes for his lesson. After the pro watches him swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."

"What can I do?" asks Dick.

"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold Peter's prick."

Dick listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 15 feet.

"That was great," the pro says, "nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it with your hans, like you're supposed to."