Celebration

For the celebration of the Aïd el Kebir, Mustafa goes to buy a sheep.

He bought it almost for very little money because the marchant explained him that the sheep was ill with AIDS. Very proud for the good business he did, Mustafa goes back home. On the way he meets his good friend Selim and tells him about his good luck.

Selim says, "Are you crazy? How could you buy the sheep knowing it is ill with AIDS?"

Mustafa answers, "Well, I planned to have it as a meal, not as a fuck!"

The Creation of the World

Well, so God created the World...

He admired his job and looking at Asia said,

"This part of the world will be so wide and beautiful, but it will also have floods and earthquakes..." He then looked at Africa and said,

"Here it will be the heaven on earth, but there will also be the desert and dryness and unbearable heat..."

He threw a glance to Europe and said,

"Here wealth and riches wioll be plenty, and art... but also wars, many wars..."

He then looked at America and was almost shoked looking more closely to the United States territory.

"This land is like a precious stone, it is too perfect, the sun, the sea and the oceans, the rivers and the lacs, and mountains, forests... no, no, no, this land is really too beautiful compared to the others, it will not be fair!!!"

Therefore, to balance all that, he created... the Americans...