First time

A man went into the confession booth at the Catholic church and told the priest: "I am 63 years old and have been faithfully married to the same woman for 40 years, but last night I had the time of my life with two 19 year old twin brothers."

The Priest replied, as he mopped the sweat from his brow: "How long has it been since you've been to confession?"

The man said: "I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Then what are you doing here, telling me this."

The man: "Hey, I'm telling everybody."

A mistake...

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in U - N - T that means 'woman'?"

The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even bother to look up. "Aunt, your Holiness."

The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do you have an eraser?"

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

A Really Cool game

First things first: NO CHEATING

Really. I mean it.

Don't cheat.

This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome. Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes

It's worth it. It's kinda eerie....

First, Get a blank piece of paper and pen.

P.S. When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's people you ACTUALLY KNOW, and go with your first instincts!

Scroll down one line at a time - don't read ahead or you'll ruin the fun!

Are you ready?

1.) First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2.) Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you want.

3.) Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of your same sex. Don't look ahead--or it won't turn out right!

4.) Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. Don't cheat or you'll be upset that you did.

5.) Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

6.) Finally, make a wish.....

And here is the key for that game..

1.) You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game in (the number in space 1) days in order to make your wish come true.

2.) The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3.) The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4.) You care most about the person you put in 4.

5.) The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6.) The person you name in 6 is your lucky star

7.) The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in 3

8.) The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9.) The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

10.) And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life!