At a straight rodeo everyone can yell, "Ride that sucker"



Handy Encounter on the Golf Green
A handsome man is out at the golf course, waiting to tee off.
There is a beautiful young man ahead of him. He loses the grip on his club as he swings it, and it hits the man.
He doubles over in pain, clasping his hands in his crotch.
The youth quickly runs over and says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Here's let me help you."
The young man opens the man's pants and begins to adjust his parts, fondling his nuts and stroking his rod. Being attracted to him, he also starts to blow him. A few minutes later, the young man asks, "Is that any better?"
The man says, "Oh yeah, that's great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
