Confession?!

There once was a young man who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional he said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young man said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young man asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

Q. - Why did a gay guy get a job at the loading dock?

A. - He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

He Knows!

A little boy goes to the barber-shop with her father. He stands next to the barber chair, while his dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber says to him, "Hey kid, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

He says, "Yes, I know. I'm gonna get them on my armpits too."

Q. - Why do gay athletes make good linemen?

A. - They love penetrating the defense.