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Radical
Three weeks after a gay couple get married, the one partner is involved in a car crash and goes into a coma. He remains unconscious for eight months. His new lover visits him every day to talk to him and to see if he is comfortable. One day, while adjusting his partner's blankets, the man accidentally brushes his partner's balls. His partner sighs. Excited at this first noise in eight months the man runs out to find the doctor.
On being told this the doctor nods and suggest rubbing the partner's balls.
The man does so and he moans. Ecstatic the man runs back to the doctor.
"OK," says the doctor. "This might sound radical, but I think you might want to try oral sex. This is obviously private, so I'll close the curtains and leave the room."
The man agrees and goes back into his partner's room. Three minutes later, he returns pale and shaking. "He's dead!" He cries.
"What? How?" asks the doctor.
"He choked!"
Q. - What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A. - A guy who's kinky brushes his cock with a feather; a pervert fucks the whole chicken.
Gay Pride
An employee of US Air with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down to an empty seat.
Soon after that, the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the USAir employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said to the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?"
The man somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am."
The flight attendant said, " I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane."
At this point Mr. Gay. who had been watching all of this, jumped up and said, Excuse me, you've made a mistake -- I'm Gay!"
Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off!"
Q. - Where does virgin wool come from?
A. - From sheep the herder couldn't catch.
The first's right
Three men armed with shotguns stormed into a late-night diner.
"Everybody down on the floor!" one shouted. "We're going to rape all the men and rob all the women."
"No" another said. "That's wrong. We're going to rob all the men and rape all the women."
At that a fag cowering in the corner piped up and said, "I think you should listen to that first darling."
A gay man goes to his doctor complaining of sharp pains in his rectum.
The doctor puts on his gloves and takes a look up the guy's ass.
"OH, my goodness", exclaims the doctor, "you have a dozen roses shoved up your ass!"
"Is there a card?" asks the gay man.
Jolly Flight Attendant
I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great."
I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her: "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."
She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray.
She then calmly turned to him and said: "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
Our flight attendant replied: "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"
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